Hot and Cold
(Roald Dahl)
A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.
Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'
'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'
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Dulce et Decorum Est
Faith is a fine invention
Fire and Ice
